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Slick-faced Oppression

[Permalink] Nov 4, 2008 5:28:00 PM
Barring (punny) a miracle, later this evening the United States will have elected a new president. And like so many presidents in recent memory this one will scrape all hair off his face with cold regularity. Not since Taft has a man even dared have a moustache in the Oval Office. The last U.S. president to rock a completely sweet beard was Benjamin Harrison. The 1900s were totally bereft of sweetly bearded leaders. It's no wonder we've had such catastrophic war and tumultuous markets over the last 120 years. That's right: 120 years since the bountiful leadership skills of a beard have shown their impressive capabilities in our nation's highest office. To this I say shame. Shame on the ignorant Americans who choose to elect those who hide their beards behind faces.

Whoa there my bearded friend. There's more pogonotrophy where this came from
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