The final results of the 2016 US general election are in, and it's safe to say: everyone should be disappointed. Yet again we have a shaven president elect. That's right. In a disappointing and frankly shocking shift of the fickle electoral tides, Joe Exotic did not win the popular or electoral vote and will not therefore be our nation's 45th president. So get cracking, people. We have but four years to bring back the beard.
Whoa there my bearded friend. There's more pogonotrophy where this came from