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Mates, today is a right special day. Many years and bottles o' rum has fallen betwixt it's conception and this the present, but International Talk Like a Pirate Day it be again, and may it be finer than evarr. It be long established in the pirate community that a beard be the principal, and rightly only acceptable facial configuration. As this be a mighty fine site to generate one's own exquisite beard, it may now be time best to commence a walk of the pirate walk, in accession to the aforementioned talk.

While beards are enjoyed all over the world, Sweet Beard's headquarters are located in Northern Virginia. As such we have quite a few Redskin fans who patronize the site. That's why we're so happy to hear No. 47 Chris Cooley is taking up the cause and growing a sweet beard in training camp this season. If only the rest of the team participated, the 'skins would be unstoppable without question. Maybe that should be another point on the reasons to grow a Sweet Beard: Ability to rock sporting events at unprecedented levels.

Typically I reserve my political views for myself. However, in this case I feel that an important US presedential candidate is being ignored, and it's our duty as facial hair evangelists to do what we can. So, setting self censorship aside for a moment I want to introduce you to Bob Barr, the 2008 Libertarian Party candidate for presedent, and exclusive facial hair owner in the bunch. Facial hair says a lot about a man, while Barr doesn't have a Sweet Beard like some of you, he is obviously more of a free thinker than the other two candidates. If you have the choice between a naked face and a Stached face in the oval office, the choice should be clear. I hope you'll join me in screwing the two party system and promoting pogonotrophy by voting for Bob Barr this November.

In the beginning of the Church of Pogonotrophy it was written in the Great Blog that there would come a man who could grow more than one beard at a time. This man could in fact cause three separate beards to spring forth with such parallel fury it requires three faces to grow. So potent in his evangelism would this man be that a Sweet Beard T-shirt would be his for the taking. Silenced be the naysayers. Verily, the first has come, and there shall be more.

Remove the blade from your jugular, it's not as terrifying as it sounds. Not the removal of beards, just a little comparison shopping. Check out the montage page of any user to see what I mean. It only works between users who have multiple pics in their history and of course will not make much sense when comparing beards to evangelism. I'm not going to fix those issues unless my boss complains and I'm my own boss.

Jesus, Castro, Mohammed, Lincoln, Morrison, Marx. What do these leaders of men have in common? Beards. Yet put any three of them in a room and violence will most likely ensue. It has to stop. That's why we at SweetBeard.com have taken it upon ourselves as carriers of beards - thereby implicit leaders of men - to expand the ChoP to include a Stop Beard on Beard Violence message for you our members to distribute. Together we can not only heal shorn faces, we can create everlasting peace.

There's a reason we call our server crashed. It does. A lot, usually suddenly and inexplicably. No matter. SweetBeard has been moved to another server which should prove a smidge more reliable. The bad news is a couple of weeks worth of data was lost in the process since I'm not much for "backing things up." So if you created an account in the dead zone fear not! This is a prime opportunity to experience the unspeakable joy of signing up to be a member all over again. It's also a great time to print out some Sweet Beard Tracts™ for the Church of Pogonotrophy. Edit: crashed came back and I sync'd the data. Joy returns to the forest --3/11

Ahh St. Valentine's day. A celebration of early martyr's and 20th century massacres. A time to take your significant other, or potential significant other out on the town, letting credit card debt fall where it may, impressing them with everyone's favorite aphrodisiac: money. Your beard will appreciate it, and your girlfriend will understand. After all, she can go out with you anytime. Valentine's day comes but once a year. Spend it with your beard.

Sure the Sweet Beards Book is still in its infancy, but I'd like to think with enough Evangelism it could be a best seller. Remember kids. Tell your friends.