Hey kids! Enjoy sweet beards, but haven't yet experienced the hormonal, psychological, and sociological hell of puberty? Never fear! Tell your parents about By Laura Design! Not only for children of course. Anyone afflicted by nature's cruel prank on women and children may briefly enjoy the satisfaction of sporting a hand made beard on their bare face. But don't do it for me. Do it for the children.

My sources inform me that the Defcon Beard and Moustache Competition will be held on Saturday the 6th at 6pm on the main contest stage in the Brasilia room. If you're coming to Defcon 19 you'd be out of your mind to miss it.