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Hi, I'm WhiteOwl. Welcome to My Patch of Web Space.

You can look forward to me growing a Mutton Chops by Thursday, January 1, 2015. Goddammit I love growing facial hair!

Montage

"The day is approaching to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time
We're gonna need a montage"
--Trey Parker, Known Pogonotrophist.
This user has enough updates to qualify for the BigAss™ montage.
  • WhiteOwl
Best driver's license picture ever. Still chopped and bearded. Still dedicated.
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