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Remove the blade from your jugular, it's not as terrifying as it sounds. Not the removal of beards, just a little comparison shopping. Check out the montage page of any user to see what I mean. It only works between users who have multiple pics in their history and of course will not make much sense when comparing beards to evangelism. I'm not going to fix those issues unless my boss complains and I'm my own boss.
April 24, 2008 1:11 PM
When will it end?
Jesus, Castro, Mohammed, Lincoln, Morrison, Marx. What do these leaders of men have in common? Beards. Yet put any three of them in a room and violence will most likely ensue. It has to stop. That's why we at SweetBeard.com have taken it upon ourselves as carriers of beards, and thereby implicit leaders of men, to expand the ChoP to include a Stop Beard on Beard Violence message for you our members to distribute. Together we can not only heal shorn faces, we can create everlasting peace.
April 8, 2008 10:27 AM
One Move to Rule them All
There's a reason we call our server crashed. It does. A lot, usually suddenly and inexplicably. No matter. SweetBeard has been moved to another server which should prove a smidge more reliable. The bad news is a couple of weeks worth of data was lost in the process since I'm not much for "backing things up." So if you created an account in the dead zone fear not! This is a prime opportunity to feel the unspeakable feeling of signing up to be a member all over again. It's also a great time to print out some Sweet Beard Tracts™ for the Church of Pogonotrophy. Edit: crashed came back and I sync'd the data. Joy returns to the forest --3/11
March 7, 2008 1:47 PM
St. Valentine
Ahh St. Valentine's day. A celebration of early martyr's and 20th century massacres. A time to take your significant other, or potential significant other out on the town, letting credit card debt fall where it may, impressing them with everyone's favorite aphrodisiac, money. Your beard will appreciate it, and your girlfriend will understand. She can go out with you anytime. Valentine's day comes but once a year. Spend it with your beard.
February 14, 2008 10:32 AM
Sweet Beard Publishing
Sure the Sweet Beards Book is still in its infancy, but I'd like to think with enough Evangelism it could be a best seller. Remember kids. Tell your friends.
January 29, 2008 10:11 AM
Church of Pogonotrophy
(of latter day pogonotrophers)
Sweet Beard is pleased to have brought beards into the world over the last little while.
We hope it has changed the minds and hearts of the growers behind the beards as well.
A renewal, rebirth, an amplification and a justification of what it means to live.
We cannot hide this light. Friends, it is time to spread the good news! If you could convince just one other person to grow a sweet beard, wouldn't it be worth it? Wouldn't it be worth a few minutes of your time, a few reprints of your nation's currency, a few drops of your blood, or yes, your very life?
Of course it would.
Have you ever thought about a religion? One that didn't care if you fooled around with another religion? A religion that said "hey man, you're okay. Why don't you grow a beard and maybe win a T-shirt or other fabulous prizes?" Sweet Beard wants to bring you just that. Join the Church of Pogonotrophy (ChoP) and spread the gift of beardery to your face, and the faces of all who will listen!
May 2008 and all years thereafter be called the year of the beard!
December 31, 2007 3:30 PM
Phase Two
Exciting things are afoot at SweetBeard headquarters. Beard growth was step one. The new year will mark the coming of expanded scope, broadened horizons, the stretching of what we can avcheive, yes perhaps even . . . . Social . . . Networking . . . More on that later. In the mean time please feel free to visit the SweetBeard store, and get your grubby little paws around some sweet beard swag.
December 26, 2007 10:50 PM
Four Weeks
It's been almost 4 weeks. According to Beards.org it's time for that first trim. Sure some of you may have trimmed prematurely and some may not yet be ready, but its officially okay now. The Man® is starting to notice. Starting to sweat. Who are these people that dare increase their sweetness to unprecedented levels? How dare they rock the establishment like so many hurricanes in so many small, but intimate venues? So fine, trim that beard up. They can take away the scraggliness, but they can't take away the sweetness. That's built into every beard we carry.
December 12, 2007 10:48 AM
