While we take issue with Mr. Khason's assessment of mustaches, this analysis of programming languages clearly shows a pattern.

*Thanks to Randal Schwartz, who used to be a pretty good Perl programmer, but has recently grown a beard, so expect greatness.

Thanks to Crimes Against Hugh's Manatees. The best construction paper based web comic in my RSS feeds.

Loyal SweetBeard readers might remember this post which simulated the US presidential candidates for 2012 with beards. It may not have been rocket surgery to do so, but remember in January there were far more than three candidates in the race. We totally called it.