Enter Mister Beardo. Some call him epic. We call him at the very least dedicated to his craft of bringing fresh, piping hot, unfiltered bearded content to the likes of YouTube almost every single day. Gather round bearded ones and listen to a tale of one of our favorite bearded bards Dr. Suess. Or, if by some twist of fate, you don't read SweetBeard today, gather round tomorrow, when he'll have something else beardy to say. And, yes. Of course it would be awesome to have a full body beard as does a monkey. That much is beyond question.

Remember the days when every song you loved came with its very own video? A way to look into the the mind of the artist, into the meaning of the art, yes, into the very budget of the record label from which it was produced? Those days may well be back again. All pogonotrophers should appreciate this piece of artwork. The symbolism alone is worth the price of admission, but pay particular attention to the lyrics, then the symbols. The wine? The baby? Clearly it means that for some, wine leads to babies. But for the chosen, they spring from beards.

Way to go, Internet. You've connected us with more like-minded, Linux-using, beard-growing, sweetness. LinuxBeard is compiling a list of the beards that power our favorite UNIX-based Operating System. Where some have gone, clearly many more follow. I will of course be submitting my ugly Linux loving mug, and you should too. Provided you have a beard. And love Linux/UNIX. But who doesn't?