The Mustache Game
Mustaches and binge drinking, two great tastes that go great together. Not long ago this writer received an emergency replacement mustache from our friends at LATSFB.com. No longer will the E.R.M. lay dormant on my desk. Said mustache may now serve a non-emergency function, taped to the television, waiting to grace new faces as they slide underneath.
Check out themustachegame.tv for details. They even have a friendly web-based overlay for your streaming videos. What's next? Perhaps an OpenCV library to map beards on faces in real time? If that ever happens, I hope SweetBeard gets credit.
Moustaches are Healthy
The Atlantic published a compelling article in their August issue on the assorted health benefits the moustached man enjoys. In an era of increasing political partisanship, a doubling down of which Americans will suffer for the next 3 months, it's nice to read about real solutions from a non-party-affiliated1 source. Forget Obamacare, Johnsoncare2, Romneycare, taxes, or deficit spending. What we need is a moustache, and friends, we need it soon.
We won't spoil a good read, but just look at some of the healthy highlights!
- Cancer protection
- Pancakes
- Tax Benefits
- Increased Attractiveness
Yeah, that's right kids. Pancakes.
A question then begs asking, the answer to which must be obvious if we are honest with ourselves. If all these benefits can be realized by a simple 'stache, how much more beneficial must be a full beard?
[1] Unless you count the party on the upper lip, in which case, it's super affiliated.
[2] Just kidding, Gary Johnson doesn't portend to resolve complex issues with legislative monoliths